the stone on your window; open.

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''hm. you don't exactly look like the type
to follow all the rules. glad i didn't get
you too far wrong. it's all pretty inno-
cent, as far as illegal goes - bit of weed
here and there, sometimes something
a little stronger if it's a special occasion

oh sure, make me out to be, like, a
bedouin monk or something, why
don't you? >_>

really? what descriptive words are
normally used to comment upon
your countenance? wouldn't want
to offend d:

hm. sounds good. where?''

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[eli daniel ackerman]

eli the barrow boy is online
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eli the barrow boy yeah, i've done my fair share of detentions. call me rebellious.
eli the barrow boy nah, pot doesn't count. and as the previous eternal-designated-driver of detroit, michigan, alcohol doesn't even phase me.
eli the barrow boy i never said it was a bad thing. you've probably got a better sense-of-self than anyone.
eli the barrow boy well, i guess you're not too far off. i was always the "pretty boy" back in the city.
eli the barrow boy i'm a new resident of the gated community.
eli the barrow boy fourth house in from the entrance on the right.

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''thought your name was eli... but sure,
love, whatever floats your boat. can i at
least shorten it to rebel? too many syll-
ables and my tongue gets tied.

speaking of tongues and tying, i can tie
a cherry stalk in a knot with my tongue.
wanna see?

you don't drink yourself? shame. i've
just acquired a lovely smooth but oh
so lethal bottle of vodka.

well, it IS true. you can't fault them for
that, even if it was a bit obvious. gotta
give credit where it's due, right?

ooohhhh, posh totty, huh? d: do i need
a password, or fancy clothes to get in? i
don't think i'm what you'd call a regular
up there.''

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eli the barrow boy ha. i suppose sarcasm doesn't trasfer over instant messaging, huh? eli's fine, it's easier to say, anyways.
eli the barrow boy that IS one talent i have an admiration for.
eli the barrow boy but yeah, i'm alcohol-free for the most part. 'designated driver' did get me a raise, though. my boss liked to party.
eli the barrow boy you don't know how much i hated that title... true or not.
eli the barrow boy i sure hope you don't. and if a password/nice clothes are necessary, i hope the people around here don't exercise a three-strikes-you're-out policy.
eli the barrow boy otherwise i might have to pack these pb&j's picnic style...

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''hah, not really. i should know by now,
though. so many people are sarcastic at
me over this thing, and i NEVER get it.
what is it? am i just stupid or something?!

awesome. money's always good. but still,
you should try this vodka. it's actually
surprisingly non-alcohol tasting. as in, it
doesn't remind you of paint stripper every
time you take a sip of the damn stuff. i can
always dilute it for ya if you're not a big
drinker (: no judgements here

no, i don't think i can guess. people aren't
usually that nice to me. it tends to be quite
rude when i'm complimented. lewd, drunk
people really aren't the best for ego boosts,
jsyk.

lol, i'm sure you're not that bad. you might
well have been evicted otherwise. i've heard
they're all mightily posh and snobby up there.

picnic kinda sounds good, though, doesn't
it?''


((OOC: wanna thread this meeting, if it happens? =P))

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[eli daniel ackerman]

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eli the barrow boy nah, subtext is hard to pick up in person. people have sarcasm down to a science.
eli the barrow boy vodka and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches it is. how classy.
eli the barrow boy i can't say i've ever been complimented by anyone lewd and drunk, but i'll take your word for it.
eli the barrow boy posh and snobby is right. most people get a box of cookies when they move somewhere. we got a bottle of aged wine and $150 cheese.
eli the barrow boy i could go for a picnic. i'm always excited to get out of this house.
eli the barrow boy looks like you'll be going for your walk, after all.

((yeah, totally. what should we do with the other thread, then? let it rot or continue? xD))

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''ugh, how annoying!! i'm never gonna
get the hang of it, then, am i? unless
there are, like, sarcasm lessons or some-
thing. or at least classes to help you
understand it better D:

pssh, it's totally classy, shut up d: well,
definitely more classy than anything i
normally have in my house. leftover pizza
is generally about the extent of it. gourmet
food or what?

let's hope it never happens. it may be quite
entertaining while it happens, but usually
they stay around long enough to vomit on
you. then it's not so much fun.

seriously? nice. can't say i'm a fan of cheese,
as such, but the wine'll do for something, i'm
sure (:

awesome. can we pick up some batteries while
we're out? d: where do you wanna do it? the
beach? typical, i know, but totally scenic and
really photogenic, if you're into that sort of thing.''


((nooooooo, keep it :3 hold on, i'll pm you))

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[eli daniel ackerman]

eli the barrow boy is online
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eli the barrow boy luckily, you happen to be talking to the master of sarcasm. i'll give you a few tips sometimes.
eli the barrow boy yeah, enough people have thrown up in my car to make me stray from the idea of, y'know, drunkards...
eli the barrow boy beach sounds good to me.
eli the barrow boy just so long as you know where it is and how i can get home from there.
eli the barrow boy getting lost once was embarassing enough.

((would you like to start it, or should i?))

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''sounds good to me. how would you
like me to repay you for your efforts?
because, i assure you, it will be a LOT
of effort to make me understand it.

ew. how nice of them. hope they paid
for you to get it cleaned. thoroughly.
*shudders* the idea of vomit in my car
would totally turn me off using it, even
if i couldn't see it any more. it'd still be
psychologically there or something.

hah, of course i do. i know how to get to
and from every single place in this rat
infested hellhole (: wow. i'm really selling
the place, aren't i?

really? i find lost people perfectly adorable
and endearing. are you gonna need me to
pick you up and take you to the beach, or
can you just follow the sound of water? d:''


((ummm, i will, cos i'm nice =P))

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[eli daniel ackerman]

eli the barrow boy is online
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eli the barrow boy no compensation necessary. some might call sarcasm my hobby.
eli the barrow boy my car is too nice for me to stop driving it.
eli the barrow boy that, and if i stopped driving it my stepdad would start, and we can't have that, can we?
eli the barrow boy while the lost may look adorable, they feel really stupid.
eli the barrow boy but i ran along the beach this morning, think i can find my way back.
eli the barrow boy i'll finish up the sandwiches and meet you in fifteen?

((wonderful. i'll probably be around to reply tomorrow :]))

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''i can't, in good conscience, allow you
to do that (: i pay for my services, wh-
atever they may be, and this should be
no exception. even if it's just in cookies.
please tell me you're a cookies kind of
guy (:

evil stepparent? how quaint. and yet,
it's the father. a modern twist. i like. but
no, we certainly can't have that. what a
drag parents are >_>

cool. sounds good to me. if you get lost
again, though, don't hesitate to call d:
my number's 555-4219. see you soon (:''


((it's nearly done now if you're sticking around))

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