JONES, prentice tyler

" Howdy! The name's Prentice Tyler Jones, but you can call me Jones because I like it better than Prentice, haha. Well, I'm seventeen as of August 27th and a junior. I'm planning on going to school to be a kid's doctor when I graduate. I moved here from Georgia about a year ago now. I'm a single lady. Just kidding, I'm a boy if you couldn't tell (go ahead and check if you want girls) and very straight. People tell me I look like some guy... I think his name is Aaron Bruckner? "

" Most people think I'm eccentric. I'm almost always energized and when I'm not it's likely I'll just fall asleep right where I am. I need a lot of caffiene, all the time. Whether my mood is good or bad, I will always be loud about it. I don't hold back on what I want to say, and that pisses off a lot of people. I am that one friend you'll have that will say exactly what's on his mind. With me, you can always count on the truth. I'm great with kids because of my constant energy and ability to make people laugh. I'm one of those people who is always up doing something, and after a long day I'm awake until two in the morning or so, doing whatever. I'm also a dare-devil, and I do anything I want. I'm not good with authority or people telling me what to do. It's likely if you tell me that I won't do something, I'll do it to prove you wrong. Like most guys, I will be convinced to do anything if you say, "You won't do it; no balls!" If you doubt my manlyhood, I will prove it's there.
I'm often easily-triggered. Pissing me off is actually surprisingly easy. If you piss me off, I'm going to tell you. If you're being stupid, I'm going to tell you. Often I get in arguments with everyone. If you can learn to put up with my bull shit, I'm sure we'll get along great. I also like to think I'm right all the time, so if you tell me I'm wrong I'll have something to say about it. Don't get me wrong, to anyone who isn't pissing me off I'm a really nice guy. I'll open doors for you, invite you to dinner with my family, buy things for you if we're friends, do anything really. I'm a good friend, I really am, I just have a problem with my temper... and authority.
I've got a genuinely good heart. I make some bad choices, I piss off all the wrong people, but I mean well. I'll always do what I say I'll do, even if I really angered them only two hours before. I always help anyone out where I can. Deep inside, I'm a softie. I may come off as a hard, rude boy but I'm actually a really nice guy. I buy girls lunch, stick up for people all the time, and I always go to church. Surprising? Jones? A cute little church boy? Well, yeah. And I'm well-liked around my church, at that. You might find me volunteering for the Salvation Army around Christmas, or helping out at a soup kitchen on a Saturday afternoon. Secretly, I'm a sweet, sweet boy. But you've just got to get to know me to find that part of me, because I don't advertise it. "

" My history you ask about? Oh I don't know about that. Uhm, I was born to two adults, married, and I have a little sister named Seneca. Mess with her and I'll kick your ass, real shit. Uhm... I don't know, my history is my business and it's the past anyway. Let's keep it that way, alright? "